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I was playing Yahtzee against the Grim Reaper the
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Added 120+ pics to the members section It’s freezing cold today. It’s so cold that Bernie Madoff is looking forward to burning in hell.
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I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my
New Year's resolution.
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What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?
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Added 120+ pics to the members section Security sources have just revealed that no-one else was involved in the shoe-throwing incident and that the reporter was indeed the sole attacker.
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I got chatting to a 14 year old girl on the
Internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet
up.
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't
as polite and charming as they were when I was young".
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So Boy George has been given a prison sentence
for beating up a male escort.
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Ordered some
stuff online the other day & I used my donor card instead of my debit
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When I was young I used to be a
great swimmer...
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Added 120+ pics to the members section I did some stand up at an old
peoples home last week. Tough crowd.
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I called work this morning and
I said I wouldn't be in because I was sick.
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I had an oddjob man in to help
me do some work around the house.
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My wife spends a lot of time on eBay.
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Bulimia Twice the taste
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I was woken up last night by the bulimic in the flat
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I saw a sign
on the lawn outside a drug rehab centre saying "Keep off the grass".
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Added 120+ pics to the members section I have a dream: a dream that, one day, chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.
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Why is it that the winner of the Miss Universe contest always comes from earth?
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You ever wonder whether Uri Gellar can keep a hard on when he is jerking off
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Kellogg's have released a cost effective cereal that
is getting increasing interest...
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Added 120+ pics to the members section Please note will be deleting Page 16 in the next day or so HURRY! I've been thinking of writing a mystery novel. Or have I?
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I once told my wife she looked
sexy with black fingernails.
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Up until recently I was dating this girl with a wooden leg, but I broke it off.
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My wife has left me because I am a compulsive
gambler.
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I can't believe Amy Winehouse self-harms. She's so irritating she must be able to find someone to do it for her
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We met at the adoption agency
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Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?
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I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the
counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, "I hope the
porn channel is disabled."
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My wife said I need to be more
affectionate. So I've started dating 2 other women.
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I've just got back from holiday. The hotel we stopped at was absolutely fantastic. The towels were so soft and fluffy, I could hardly close my suitcase.
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I took my car in for a service
yesterday. You should have seen the look on the minister's face
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One armed butlers.
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BURGLARS. When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at 90 degrees, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they set one of their dogs on you.
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They say that chicks dig scars, but try telling that to the last eight women I've stabbed
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My girlfriend said she wanted to make me
happy in the bedroom.
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I got thrown out of the Pub last
Saturday.
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Added 120pics to the members section Is it really necessary to put "Shake Well" on medicine prescribed to Parkinsons sufferers? It could easily be construed as taking the piss!
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Added 120pics to the members section All this talk of dangerous genetically modified food tasting horrible is nonsense. I mean, just today I had a delicious leg of salmon.
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I went to the the local library for a book, I asked the lady for a book on Psycho the Rapist, she said, I think its pronounced Psychotherapist.
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ONE-POINT DARES
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They say "You can take the girl out of London, but you can't take London out of the girl"...That's also why I never go out with girls from Cork...
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My mate is addicted to brake fluid.
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I keep having my profile on match.com rejected.
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Added 120pics to the members section I got a new anorexic girlfriend.
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A Suicide Bomber runs into a Pet Shop and yells
"You've all got a minute to get out!"
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Sky diving is great for find out what you would look like with a face lift
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Just been offered a 42" Plasma Tv for £100 quid, Only problem is the volume control is broken, but i thought fuck it, at that price you can't turn it down!
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I've never understood why some people beat their
wives.
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Why do bulimics love KFC so much? Because it comes with a bucket.
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There was a letter on my doormat this morning with
the words "Do not Bend" on it.
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Women dont want to hear mens' opinions, they want to hear their own opinions but in a deeper voice.
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I did some DIY with my
step-ladder the other night.
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Today was Take Your Child to Work Day, or as they say in China, Thursday.
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Added 100pics to the members section My mate Sid was a victim of
I.D. theft.
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SUBMARINE designers. Why not put any water pipes on the outside of the sub? That way, if they burst, there is no harm done.
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PARENTS.
Half a cocktail stick with a blob of nail
varnish on the end makes an ideal "safety match" that your children can
play with without the risk of setting fire to anything.
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Added 100pics to the members section KIDS. Threading a piece of string through a ping pong ball and painting it brown is ideal for a fun game of conkers that conforms with the 1974 Health & Safety Act, section 52, paragraph c.
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MOURNERS. Read the dress code instructions on funeral invitations very carefully. Sombre, whilst being only 2 letters away from sombrero, is a world apart in tone.
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TRAMPS. Avoid being constantly moved on by sleeping outside department stores and telling the police you are simply queuing early for the sales.
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GENTLEMEN. Next time you are making love with a lady, cross your eyes and Hey Presto! That saucy threesome with identical twins that you've always dreamed of.
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RECREATE the danger of a parachute jump in safety by visiting Google Earth and clicking the scroll bar until you reach the ground. Add realism to the exercise by putting a fan on blowing full in your face.
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FATTIES. Avoid your torso being surreptitiously filmed and used in a BBC news report about Britain's obesity problem by always wearing a T-shirt with 'All Newsreaders are Cunts' written on it.
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APOLOGIES FOR NO RECENT UP DATE SERVER ISSUES PROBLEM RESOLVED Added 100pics to the members section
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According to a new study, people are sexually active
well into their 80s. First I say, "arghargh." Secondly, I would say, "God
bless Cher."
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Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ daughter, has landed a modeling contract for Baby Gap. She beat out a lot of other pint size hopefuls including her father.
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Hillary Clinton was chastised by the Washington Post for showing too much cleavage in front of the Senate. Isn’t this ridiculous! Shouldn’t we be focusing on Iraq, not her rack?
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Star Jones has announced after years of secrecy, the way she lost all her weight was having gastric bypass surgery. She went from a size 26 to a size six. I honestly never quite believed her original explanation which was that "a dingo ate my body fat.”
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So hot today, I was
sweating like a poodle at Michael Vick’s place.
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Just started dating this homeless girl its great cos after our date I can drop her off anywhere! Added 100pics to the members section
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Added 100pics to the members section The Seven Wonders of the World were elected in a new online poll Saturday with the Great Wall of China and Taj Mahal leading the way. They never should have taken this poll on the Internet. Coming in a close eighth and ninth were gambling and porno.
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WENT TO SEE THE NURSE FOR A CHECK UP AND SHE SAYS YOULL HAVE TO STOP MASTURBATING ,I SAY WHY IS IT DAMAGING MY HEALTH,SHE SAYS NO IM TRYING TO EXAMINE YOU!
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Added 100pics to the members section It’s Lindsay Lohan’s birthday. She’s 21. She’s finally old enough to start drinking. Just as she gets out of rehab.
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Please note will be deleting Page 10 in the next day or so Hillary Clinton has a new campaign ad that spoofs "The Sopranos.” Hillary’s calling the ad a lot of fun, and Bill is calling it a chilling window into his personal health.
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I guess you heard, there’s a huge problem with the Russian space station. The computers failed. The whole computer system went down. Pretty scary. But they’re hoping they can fix the problem and call tech support when they fly over India.
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Celine Dion has released a new French language concept album whose theme is "honoring womanhood." Wait...Celine's concept album has already dropped? And no one told me? I thought I was on the mailing list. Great, now I'm in a bad mood
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Mandy Moore has told reporters that she has vowed never to get nude for a film role or magazine. Mandy meet – photo shop. Either you can do it, or my 18 year old neighbor Bucky is gonna do it. Up to you.
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Britney Spears’ ex-husband Kevin Federline has backed out of an acting job at an upcoming movie with academy award winner Forrest Whitaker sighting a scheduling conflict. Apparently, the boss at taco bell would not let him out of his shift.
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Did you see that skank whore Paris Hilton walking around with the Bible? It wasn’t even the Bible. It’s was a book called "The Bible for Dummies.”
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In an auction of "Grateful Dead" memorabilia last week, Jerry Garcia's guitar case sold for over 16,000 dollars. A thousand for the case, and 15 grand for the coke still hidden in the lining!!!!
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Added 100pics to the members section Phil Spector's murder trial got huge ratings in Los Angeles Friday. The record producer showed up on the first day wearing a white suit and open collared-shirt and a shaggy wig. Reminding any L.A. jury of the disco era automatically softens them up
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Heather Mills McCartney survived one more week on ABC's Dancing with the Stars Tuesday even though she fell over backwards at the end of her dance number. She was on her back with her legs in the air. Now the show owes her sixty million dollars.
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Rapper Snoop Dogg pleaded no contest to felony drug and gun charges in a Pasadena courtroom Wednesday. It was judgment day. He got five years probation and eight hundred hours of community service, and that's just for saying nappy-headed ho's in his songs.
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Added 100pics to the members section Not such a great day for Don Imus. It was very hard to know who would go first, Imus or Sanjaya. Carmen Electra has agreed to be the host of a TV show where women wrestle each other naked. The bad news is, the show is called "The View.”
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Added 100pics to the members section I parked in a disabled spot today, and a traffic warden shouted to me, "oi what's your disability", I said tourettes you cunt now fuck off.
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This Woman's TITS ARE GIGANTIC Click here and all will be revealed! Running time 5 Minutes |
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The world’s largest
airliner flew from Europe to New York today. The plane is so big, it can
carry 500 passengers . . . or 80 Americans.
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Hugh Hefner is getting married. Hugh Hefner is 80 years old, and his bride to be is 27-year-old Holly Madison. Look at it this way: He’s got everything a girl could want; he’s rich, and he’s famous, and he’s nearly dead.
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Paris Hilton threw herself a birthday party this week, and she brought two dates. Which explains why Paris told her guests, "No cake for me; I had a sandwich in the car
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How many people have been watching the Anna Nicole Smith legal proceedings? I would call it a circus, but I don’t want to insult the good people at Ringling Brothers.
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Added 100pics to the members section Congratulations to The Indianapolis Colts on winning the Super Bowl I love the Super Bowl every year! It's like the Oscars for straight guys. This is our day!
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ACcording to the British Journal of Psychiatry, marijuana can cause panic attacks. I don’t know . . . The only time I have ever seen a marijuana user look panicky is when they are out of marijuana.
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"You know what? The weather has been crazy here lately. Like last weekend, it was 70 degrees, and it has been unbelievably warm. It's the warmest January ever. Can you – it's hard to believe, isn't it? It's crazy. I was walking through Central Park earlier today – here's how warm it has been lately. And I think, well, it's spring-like, I think I see a robin red-breast, you know, in Central Park – turns out it was just a pigeon with a chest wound!!!
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Today, Nancy Pelosi became the first female speaker of the house. This is the furthest anyone wearing a dress has gotten in Washington since J. Edgar Hoover. For all you young girls out there who’ve been following Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, Nancy Pelosi is what you call a "role model.” Nancy Pelosi said today "we’ve waited 200 years for this.” 200 years? How many face lifts has this woman had? She looks great. I had no idea.
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Happy New Year !!!!!!!
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Just added 100 pics to private members area and will be deleting pages 2 and 3 in the member section too so be quick!!!!!
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"Their is always light at the end of the tunnel"-Princess Diana
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Added 100 plus pics in the members area How can you tell if its your turn to do the
washing up?
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this bitch is as mad as a hatter but I'd still give her something to hang her towels on just check the fucking tightness of this top OMG!!! |
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THeir is more spillage of cleavage here than an oil tanker over the Atlantic ocean tissues at the ready!! |
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Running time 14 mins Pick-a-Pack of Plumpers for Poundin' yer Pud and Pullin' yer Pecker Peter Not only does this chick look fucking hot but yes you've guest it she has got an amazing rack more than a handful this is not for the faint hearted she is stacked from beginning to end Enjoy. |
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Running time 5 minutes Man, nothing is hotter than huge breasts barely covered and bulging to the point of bursting....especially gigantic black watermelon-sized boobs! Yowsers!!!! |
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Running time 5 minutes This Cock erecting clip with have you shooting your load within seconds and then still get your cock hard again before the clip has even finished!!!! |
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WHOA!!! Watch how this Cutie tease us with her heaving bosom to the point where you can see the buttons straining at her shirt .....Nice |
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Running time 15 mins Come see the full extended version of this film this cute chick with massive tits is on a tube train where she is "accidentally touched and felt up" |
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Candid Street Hooters.......Shehas to be one of the Biggets tits in tight tops we have ever posted here That smile seems to do something to the FANS!! "I can't get enough!!" - George from Arkansas - "The world deserves a lady as blessed as this! WOW!" - Juan from Los Angeles - "The world would stop turning of those BIG BREASTS disappeared! She is phenomenal!!" - Steve from Texas Have you wrapped your eyes around the HOTTEST BOOB HOTTIE on the planet??? NO??? Sheeet... you're missin' it!! No This is the REAL DEAL!! |
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